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Reality is such a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

September 2, 2014 3:02 pm
anselsrunner:

Does it freak anybody else out that Ansel Elgort’s dad used to look like Gibby from iCarly

anselsrunner:

Does it freak anybody else out that Ansel Elgort’s dad used to look like Gibby from iCarly

(Source: stutteringstiles, via lohanthony)

3:02 pm

meladoodle:

cosmofilius:

separation is such an illusion. we are one

why do people so desperately want to be plants. i dont get it. go live your leaf life ill be here as a human tbh

(Source: berrym)

3:00 pm

antiteen:

friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill

(via eevildildo)

3:00 pm

k1mkardashian:

do you think lorde is into witchcraft? she’s definitely got the look. 

(via katara)

2:59 pm

xekstrin:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I’VE SEEN ALL YEAR

(Source: geneticvariation, via umbreonly)

2:55 pm
foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

(Source: reddit.com, via melissa-smith)

2:54 pm

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

image

it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

2:52 pm
thingsonhazelshead:

keeping up with the news during vacation.

thingsonhazelshead:

keeping up with the news during vacation.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

2:51 pm 2:50 pm
kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

(via fuckyeahloldemort)