A Simple View

Reality is such a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

October 21, 2014 1:02 pm
pitbulldale:

ebeanezerscrooge:

go to pringles prison you piece of shit do not pass go do not collect 200 dog dollars

free him

pitbulldale:

ebeanezerscrooge:

go to pringles prison you piece of shit do not pass go do not collect 200 dog dollars

free him

(Source: queue-bee, via fuckyeahloldemort)

1:00 pm

heliolisk:

heteroh:

rape culture hasn’t gone anywhere

wtf did I just read

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

12:56 pm 12:55 pm 12:54 pm
mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(Source: bent-duck, via fuckyeahloldemort)

12:54 pm

stvincentmovie:

Bill Murray attempts to sing Bob Dylan’s ‘Shelter from the Storm’ in this new clip from St Vincent. Now playing in select theaters, everywhere 10/24! - Official Site and Facebook

(via blue-tang-clan)

12:52 pm

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

12:48 pm

(Source: naomihitme, via katara)

12:47 pm

prettyboyshyflizzy:

internationalflycentre:

blasianxbri:

Racism in its PUREST form.

I mean, let’s be real. Bill O’Reilly is ignorant as fuck. 

Fuckin prick

how deep seeded your cism  gotta be to call a successful black man with a PHD a drug dealer then go on your show everyday and say racism doesnt exist

(Source: nosdrinker, via olivegarden)

12:47 pm

anniephantom:

love food like liz lemon loves food

love others like leslie knope loves ann perkins

love yourself like mindy lahiri loves herself

and rock your careers like all three of them

(via gentlywith-achainsaw)